Friday, April 12, 2024

Not an “SNL” Sketch: Justin Bieber is Endorsing Flavored Donut Holes at Canadian Coffee Shop Chain


You can’t make this up. Justin Bieber is endorsing flavored donut holes at Canadian coffee shop chain, Tim Horton’s.

Think Dunkin’ Donuts. And Dunkin’ Munchkins. Same idea. Except they’re called Timbits. Or Timbiebs.

Justin, no Mensa candidate, is seen in the video below enthusiastically picking the flavors that best represent him.

What comes to mind is that there’s been no touring income for two years. And Justin’s albums haven’t sold especially well. His biggest hit this year was “Peaches,” which featured other singers, so his cut of the profits wasn’t so high. Another hit was with Kid Laroi. So Bieber may need money.

And this is what it’s come to. I’d love to see the books on his account over at Scooter Braun’s. Things must be pretty bad if they’ve stooped this low.

This is sad.

Roger Friedman
Roger Friedman
Roger Friedman began his Showbiz411 column in April 2009 after 10 years with Fox News, where he created the Fox411 column. His movie reviews are carried by Rotten Tomatoes, and he is a member of both the movie and TV branches of the Critics Choice Awards. His articles have appeared in dozens of publications over the years including New York Magazine, where he wrote the Intelligencer column in the mid 90s and covered the OJ Simpson trial, and Fox News (when it wasn't so crazy) where he covered Michael Jackson. He is also the writer and co-producer of "Only the Strong Survive," a selection of the Cannes, Sundance, and Telluride Film festivals, directed by DA Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus.

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