Wednesday, May 29, 2024

Elon Musk’s Partner and Baby Mama, Grimes, Says She’s Still Living With Him Despite Separation


Clarice Boucher, who goes by the name Grimes, says she’s still living with Elon Musk, richest man in the world, despite their announced separation. I am relieved. Their child’s name is X, which is short for I’m Punishing You in Advance, Kids Will Make Fun of You.

The news is on Instagram. Grimes was photographed reading The Communist Manifesto, on purpose, because how funny is that? Musk is worth $200 billion. If you ever go out to lunch with Grimes, make sure she gets the check. PS Does she drive…a Tesla?

as really stressed when paparazzi wouldn’t stop following me this wk but then I realized it was opportunity to troll .. i swear this headline omg wtf haha im dead

Full disclosure I’m still living with e and I am not a communist (although there are some very smart ideas in this book -but personally I’m more interested in a radical decentralized ubi that I think could potentially be achieved thru crypto and gaming but I haven’t ironed that idea out enough yet to explain it. Regardless my opinions on politics are difficult to describe because the political systems that inspire me the most have not yet been implemented).

Anyway if paparazzi keep chasing me perhaps I will try to think of more ways to meme – suggestions welcome!

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Roger Friedman
Roger Friedman began his Showbiz411 column in April 2009 after 10 years with Fox News, where he created the Fox411 column. His movie reviews are carried by Rotten Tomatoes, and he is a member of both the movie and TV branches of the Critics Choice Awards. His articles have appeared in dozens of publications over the years including New York Magazine, where he wrote the Intelligencer column in the mid 90s and covered the OJ Simpson trial, and Fox News (when it wasn't so crazy) where he covered Michael Jackson. He is also the writer and co-producer of "Only the Strong Survive," a selection of the Cannes, Sundance, and Telluride Film festivals, directed by DA Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus.

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