Tuesday, May 21, 2024

Bill and Melinda Gates Are Getting A Divorce: Biggest Ever Following Bezos Debacle?

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Is he gay? Is she? Is someone having an affair? Will one of their relatives sell them out?

Billionaire couple Bill and Melinda Gates are throwing in the towel. This could be the biggest divorce ever, bigger than Bezos. Even all those billions and their Foundation couldn’t keeo them together. After 27 years and three kids, they are kaput.

I missed the boat on Mrs. Bezos. So Melinda Gates, swipe right when you see my picture. I will move to Redlands, Washington or you can come here. Whatever you want. Let’s say you get half– $60 billion– or $30 billion even. We can make it work!

Who’s already trying to reach Bill Gates? Caitlyn Jenner– he can fund her California governor’s campaign. Kim Kardashian — they can get the innocent out of jail. Madonna– what a career move. Maybe Bill can be the next “Bachelor”!

Roger Friedman
Roger Friedmanhttps://www.showbiz411.com
Roger Friedman began his Showbiz411 column in April 2009 after 10 years with Fox News, where he created the Fox411 column. His movie reviews are carried by Rotten Tomatoes, and he is a member of both the movie and TV branches of the Critics Choice Awards. His articles have appeared in dozens of publications over the years including New York Magazine, where he wrote the Intelligencer column in the mid 90s and covered the OJ Simpson trial, and Fox News (when it wasn't so crazy) where he covered Michael Jackson. He is also the writer and co-producer of "Only the Strong Survive," a selection of the Cannes, Sundance, and Telluride Film festivals, directed by DA Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus.
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