Friday, April 12, 2024

Welp! Kanye West Concedes Election After Just 60,000 People Vote For Him, Roughly Same Amount His Albums Sell


Welp! Kanye West conceded the election overnight. He posted a photo of the election map with the word Welp! but then deleted it. We know he voted for himself, it’s unknown if the Kardashians voted for him. Whoever did should seek mental help immediately.

Kanye actually scored 60,000 votes. According to Buzz Angle, Kanye’s last secular album, called “Ye,” has sold a lifetime number of CDs and paid downloads totaling 57,300 copies. So that’s Kanye’s constituency.

Roger Friedman
Roger Friedman
Roger Friedman began his Showbiz411 column in April 2009 after 10 years with Fox News, where he created the Fox411 column. His movie reviews are carried by Rotten Tomatoes, and he is a member of both the movie and TV branches of the Critics Choice Awards. His articles have appeared in dozens of publications over the years including New York Magazine, where he wrote the Intelligencer column in the mid 90s and covered the OJ Simpson trial, and Fox News (when it wasn't so crazy) where he covered Michael Jackson. He is also the writer and co-producer of "Only the Strong Survive," a selection of the Cannes, Sundance, and Telluride Film festivals, directed by DA Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus.

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