Monday, June 24, 2024

The Empire Strikes Back: Kim Kardashian, Under Siege from Bipolar Husband, Asks for Compassion and Understanding


The Empire Strikes Back: Kim Kardashian, here cast as Palpatine, is asking for compassion for her husband, Luke Skywalker, I mean Kanye West, as he self destructs in the lead up to a possible album release on Thursday night. Will she get hold of him? Will someone take the phone from his hand? Is this all being recorded for their TV show? Will there be a sex tape? (Organ music.) Stay tuned…

Roger Friedman
Roger Friedman
Roger Friedman began his Showbiz411 column in April 2009 after 10 years with Fox News, where he created the Fox411 column. His movie reviews are carried by Rotten Tomatoes, and he is a member of both the movie and TV branches of the Critics Choice Awards. His articles have appeared in dozens of publications over the years including New York Magazine, where he wrote the Intelligencer column in the mid 90s and covered the OJ Simpson trial, and Fox News (when it wasn't so crazy) where he covered Michael Jackson. He is also the writer and co-producer of "Only the Strong Survive," a selection of the Cannes, Sundance, and Telluride Film festivals, directed by DA Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus.

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