Monday, June 17, 2024

Impetuous Kids Pamela Anderson (52), Producer Jon Peters (74) Fail to Get FTC Approval, Call off Marriage After 12 Days


And they said it wouldn’t last!

Model, celebrity, PETA spokesperson, Julian Assange groupie Pamela Anderson and movie producer/former hairdresser Jon Peters have called off their marriage after 12 days. Their union was not approved by the FTC, FDA, PETA, or The Sleep Foundation.

These impetuous kids — he’s 74, she’s 52 — “would be very grateful for your support as we take some time apart to re-evaluate what we want from life and from one another.”

The full Anderson statement: “I have been moved by the warm reception to Jon and my union,” Anderson said in a statement to The Hollywood Reporter. “We would be very grateful for your support as we take some time apart to re-evaluate what we want from life and from one another. Life is a journey and love is a process. With that universal truth in mind, we have mutually decided to put off the formalization of our marriage certificate and put our faith in the process. Thank you for respecting our privacy.”

On her Instagram page, philosopher Anderson quotes Federico Fellini: “Don’t tell me what I’m doing; I don’t want to know.”

Is it the pre-nup? I would say Yes. Peters has a fortune thanks to his movie rights to franchises like “Superman” and “Batman.” Also, Pamela probably wanted to star in the sequel to “Flashdance.”

That, and a negotiation over where Julian Assange will live after he’s released from prison. Pam said he could stay in the main house, Jon recommended a walk up in Fresno.

Meantime, the government is crumbling, the UK isn’t OK, the climate is all screwed up, and we still don’t have a CEO for the Grammys or MusiCares.

Roger Friedman
Roger Friedman
Roger Friedman began his Showbiz411 column in April 2009 after 10 years with Fox News, where he created the Fox411 column. His movie reviews are carried by Rotten Tomatoes, and he is a member of both the movie and TV branches of the Critics Choice Awards. His articles have appeared in dozens of publications over the years including New York Magazine, where he wrote the Intelligencer column in the mid 90s and covered the OJ Simpson trial, and Fox News (when it wasn't so crazy) where he covered Michael Jackson. He is also the writer and co-producer of "Only the Strong Survive," a selection of the Cannes, Sundance, and Telluride Film festivals, directed by DA Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus.

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