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And they said it wouldn’t last!

Model, celebrity, PETA spokesperson, Julian Assange groupie Pamela Anderson and movie producer/former hairdresser Jon Peters have called off their marriage after 12 days. Their union was not approved by the FTC, FDA, PETA, or The Sleep Foundation.

These impetuous kids — he’s 74, she’s 52 — “would be very grateful for your support as we take some time apart to re-evaluate what we want from life and from one another.”

The full Anderson statement: “I have been moved by the warm reception to Jon and my union,” Anderson said in a statement to The Hollywood Reporter. “We would be very grateful for your support as we take some time apart to re-evaluate what we want from life and from one another. Life is a journey and love is a process. With that universal truth in mind, we have mutually decided to put off the formalization of our marriage certificate and put our faith in the process. Thank you for respecting our privacy.”

On her Instagram page, philosopher Anderson quotes Federico Fellini: “Don’t tell me what I’m doing; I don’t want to know.”

Is it the pre-nup? I would say Yes. Peters has a fortune thanks to his movie rights to franchises like “Superman” and “Batman.” Also, Pamela probably wanted to star in the sequel to “Flashdance.”

That, and a negotiation over where Julian Assange will live after he’s released from prison. Pam said he could stay in the main house, Jon recommended a walk up in Fresno.

Meantime, the government is crumbling, the UK isn’t OK, the climate is all screwed up, and we still don’t have a CEO for the Grammys or MusiCares.

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