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Justin Bieber, Tatted Up and Looking Tuff, Will Release 3 New Singles Starting Tomorrow, Has New Hillsong Pastors


Justin Bieber is lookin’ tuff. He’s all inked up for Christmas on Instagram. He’s got leather and chains, and he’s pouting in front of a piano he’s wrecked with graffiti. He’s so cool. He’s Mad Max After Thunderdome.

Still campaigning for Most Irrelevant Person in the Universe, Bieber is now threatening us with not one but three new singles, spaced a week apart, starting tomorrow, Christmas eve. That’s right, he refuses to let the year end a new one begin in peace.

Will these songs have bird calls again? Or will they reflect his shopping mall Christianity? Bieber has also posted audio clips on his Instagram account from Chelsea Smith, a Hillsong church pastor from Seattle and Los Angeles. It’s more homilies with home fries. So no more songs about getting laid or spitting on fans– it’s all spiritual now?


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Roger Friedman began his Showbiz411 column in April 2009 after 10 years with Fox News, where he created the Fox411 column. His movie reviews are carried by Rotten Tomatoes, and he is a member of both the movie and TV branches of the Critics Choice Awards. His articles have appeared in dozens of publications over the years including New York Magazine, where he wrote the Intelligencer column in the mid 90s and covered the OJ Simpson trial, and Fox News (when it wasn't so crazy) where he covered Michael Jackson. He is also the writer and co-producer of "Only the Strong Survive," a selection of the Cannes, Sundance, and Telluride Film festivals, directed by DA Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus.

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