OJ Simpson announces on Twitter that Khloe Kardashian is not his kid, “She’s Robert’s” — meaning Robert Kardashians— and he and Kris Jenner never had sex or any interest in each other.
I’m sure this is a relief to Khloe Kardashian. Who wants a double murderer for a dad?
Next: OJ admits to the double murders, and to a lack of taste. Also: how to keep knives sharp!
— O.J. Simpson (@TheRealOJ32) June 17, 2019