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BREAKING HUMOR Donald Trump just made a startling admission in the Oval Office, following a meeting with Secretary of State Mike Pompeo.

Pompeo just returned from meeting with the Saudi government over the death of Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi, who disappeared in the Saudi embassy in Turkey.

Trump, listening to Pompeo give his report– which included a suggestion to “wait and see” if the Saudis can come up with an explanation– suddenly blew up.

“Did I hire you?” he said, narrowing his eyes. “I thought I hired the girl from Grey’s Anatomy. The bossy one. Great tits.”

Ellen Pompeo,” the secretary of state replied. “I get confused with her a lot.”

“She’s great, the best,” Trump said. “Remember how she got rid of McDreamy? And McSteamy? How about the blonde chick who did the cat food commercial? Ellen Pompeo, she’s the one I wanted. Get out of here now.”

Trump turned to his lackey, Steven Miller. “Call that Shonda Rhimes person,” he said. “You’re Jewish. You know what Shonda means. The whole thing is a shonda!”

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