Sunday, June 16, 2024

Fake News: Trump Announces He Made Mistake, Wanted Ellen, Not Mike, Pompeo, for Cabinet


BREAKING HUMOR Donald Trump just made a startling admission in the Oval Office, following a meeting with Secretary of State Mike Pompeo.

Pompeo just returned from meeting with the Saudi government over the death of Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi, who disappeared in the Saudi embassy in Turkey.

Trump, listening to Pompeo give his report– which included a suggestion to “wait and see” if the Saudis can come up with an explanation– suddenly blew up.

“Did I hire you?” he said, narrowing his eyes. “I thought I hired the girl from Grey’s Anatomy. The bossy one. Great tits.”

Ellen Pompeo,” the secretary of state replied. “I get confused with her a lot.”

“She’s great, the best,” Trump said. “Remember how she got rid of McDreamy? And McSteamy? How about the blonde chick who did the cat food commercial? Ellen Pompeo, she’s the one I wanted. Get out of here now.”

Trump turned to his lackey, Steven Miller. “Call that Shonda Rhimes person,” he said. “You’re Jewish. You know what Shonda means. The whole thing is a shonda!”


Roger Friedman
Roger Friedman
Roger Friedman began his Showbiz411 column in April 2009 after 10 years with Fox News, where he created the Fox411 column. His movie reviews are carried by Rotten Tomatoes, and he is a member of both the movie and TV branches of the Critics Choice Awards. His articles have appeared in dozens of publications over the years including New York Magazine, where he wrote the Intelligencer column in the mid 90s and covered the OJ Simpson trial, and Fox News (when it wasn't so crazy) where he covered Michael Jackson. He is also the writer and co-producer of "Only the Strong Survive," a selection of the Cannes, Sundance, and Telluride Film festivals, directed by DA Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus.

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