Just in case we forgot, Jerry Seinfeld was not a Scientologist. He did say once that he’d looked into it. When he left, he obviously had problems. In an early “Seinfeld” episode, Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer get lost in a mall parking lot. They finally ask a beautiful girl named Michelle to drive them around to look for their car (this is before cell phones, etc.) Watch this clip and see what happens when Michelle reveals who she is.