She makes the videos, we take the bait and write about them. It’s kind of soft core cesspool cycle of fun. Miley Cyrus’s new video for the song “Adore You” is out. It’s not for kids, and not for office. This year Miley’s been photographed in the nude by Terry Richardson, made soft core videos for other songs, stuck her tongue inappropriately, and done just about everything to wipe away the memory of her Disney character “Hannah Montana.”
Now she simulates masturbation in “Adore You.” Next February she’ll have sex with a moose–just an antler–just kidding– for another single. All the porn doesn’t make the records sell or the songs better. But if she ever has kids, it will be a nice legacy for them.
and here’s another song, really good, just cuz: