Tuesday, April 16, 2024

What Will the Royals Name the New Baby?


It’s a boy! Prince William and Kate Middleton have a baby boy. He’s eight pounds, six ounces. One day, when he’s around 170 pounds, he’ll be King of England. What will his parents name him? George? Phillip? Kanyei? What are your suggestions? And when do you think he will be King? In 50 years? That would be 2063, my friends. Given the genes in that family, this baby will be a Prince for a long, long time. Anyway, congrats to the people of England. They are very, very happy.

Roger Friedman
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Roger Friedman began his Showbiz411 column in April 2009 after 10 years with Fox News, where he created the Fox411 column. His movie reviews are carried by Rotten Tomatoes, and he is a member of both the movie and TV branches of the Critics Choice Awards. His articles have appeared in dozens of publications over the years including New York Magazine, where he wrote the Intelligencer column in the mid 90s and covered the OJ Simpson trial, and Fox News (when it wasn't so crazy) where he covered Michael Jackson. He is also the writer and co-producer of "Only the Strong Survive," a selection of the Cannes, Sundance, and Telluride Film festivals, directed by DA Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus.

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