Saturday, May 25, 2024

Rihanna, Chris Brown: Back Together with F Rated Raunchy Remix


It seems like Rihanna, aka Robyn Fenty, has gotten past being beaten to a pulp by Chris Brown. She asked him to add some lyrics to a remix of a “Song” she calls “Birthday Cake.” I’ll give you the link. At about 1:14, Mr. Brown informs Rihanna that “God, I  want to f— you right now/I’ve been really missing your body.”

The use of the word “God” may have a religious meaning. It’s unclear.

This couple will be remembered as the Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell of modern pop, nor Carole King and James Taylor, or Steve Lawrence and Eydie Gorme. The hip hop duo has been written about extensively in the tabloids as being back together romantically. In fact, it’s unclear, if they’ve ever been apart. Brown won a Grammy Award last week for Best R&B album, which was completely ridiculous. In 2009, he beat Rihanna senseless the night before the Grammys. She supposedly has a restraining order against him. Something tells me it’s not working.

Someone better tell Rihanna to watch the Tina Turner movie, “What’s Love Got to Do With It.” Although, Tina was never this vulgar in the first place.


Roger Friedman
Roger Friedman
Roger Friedman began his Showbiz411 column in April 2009 after 10 years with Fox News, where he created the Fox411 column. His movie reviews are carried by Rotten Tomatoes, and he is a member of both the movie and TV branches of the Critics Choice Awards. His articles have appeared in dozens of publications over the years including New York Magazine, where he wrote the Intelligencer column in the mid 90s and covered the OJ Simpson trial, and Fox News (when it wasn't so crazy) where he covered Michael Jackson. He is also the writer and co-producer of "Only the Strong Survive," a selection of the Cannes, Sundance, and Telluride Film festivals, directed by DA Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus.

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