He’s an illiterate backwoods kid from Canada whose two year trip into the “real world” has done nothing for him: instead of allowing it to open his mind, little Bieber has buried his nose in video games. He doesn’t read newspapers, knows nothing of current events, and doesn’t care. He’s the product of parents who had him at ages — maybe– 20 and 19. It’s actually unclear whether the parents ever did marry. The father, who calls himself Lord Bieber on websites and plays online fantasy games, is now married with two more children. The parents are living off the kid.
You just know this going to end in tears too since Bieber,who turns 17 in a few days, is tiny and doesn’t seem to be growing. He says he’s doing everything to emulate Michael Jackson, but remember: Michael was very tall. Also, in the article, Bieber has wrapped each of his fingertips in tape for no apparent reason. Of course, Jackson did this a long time ago. There isn’t an original thought in Bieber’s mind.