Home Celebrity People’s Choice Awards Joke: Timberlake, Thicke Nominated for “Best R&B Artists”

You know and I know that the People’s Choice Awards are a joke. They’ve just released their “nominees” for 2014 and the funniest category is in music for Best R&B artist. Robin Thicke and Justin Timberlake, who at best do send ups of soul music, are included with Alicia Keys, Rihanna and Ciara. The idiots at People’s Choice couldn’t find one black male singer to put in the category. No Drake or Jay Z or Miguel or John Legend, Frank Ocean, or the great Charlie Wilson.

So now R&B has even been taken away from black singers. They’ve been replaced by two white guys who are doing tributes to black music. We haven’t come very far from Pat Boone stealing songs from Little Richard, have we?

If those women are smart, they’ll excuse themselves from the category.

Meantime, the Best Dramatic actor could be Channing Tatum or Chris Hemsworth. Hello?

And the five picks for Best Movie are all sequels. All of em. They didn’t even include “Gravity.”

People’s Choice is the 7-11 of Awards shows, and even that’s insulting to 7-11. The whole thing is based on the very least common denominator. The so-called winners are arranged for and are the only guests who attend. They are “surprised” when they reach the podium. It’s a hoot.  I would cover it, but I have to wash my hair that night.

Favorite movie

Despicable Me 2
Fast & Furious 6
Iron Man 3
Monsters University
Star Trek Into Darkness

Favorite movie actor

Channing Tatum
Hugh Jackman
Johnny Depp
Leonardo DiCaprio
Robert Downey Jr.

Favorite movie actress

Gwyneth Paltrow
Jennifer Aniston
Melissa McCarthy
Sandra Bullock
Scarlett Johansson

Favorite movie duo

Chris Pine & Zachary Quinto (Star Trek Into Darkness)
Jennifer Aniston & Jason Sudeikis (We’re the Millers)
Robert Downey Jr. & Gwyneth Paltrow (Iron Man 3)
Sandra Bullock & George Clooney (Gravity)
Sandra Bullock & Melissa McCarthy (The Heat)

Favorite action movie

Fast & Furious 6
Iron Man 3
Star Trek Into Darkness
The Wolverine
World War Z

Favorite action movie star

Brad Pitt
Channing Tatum
Hugh Jackman
Robert Downey Jr.
Vin Diesel

Favorite comedic movie

Grown Ups 2
The Hangover Part III
The Heat
Instructions Not Included
We’re the Millers

Favorite comedic movie actor

Adam Sandler
Bradley Cooper
Chris Rock
James Franco
Zach Galifianakis

Favorite comedic movie actress

Jennifer Aniston
Melissa McCarthy
Sandra Bullock
Scarlett Johansson

Favorite dramatic movie

Captain Phillips
The Great Gatsby
Lee Daniels’ The Butler

Favorite dramatic movie actor

Channing Tatum
Chris Hemsworth
Hugh Jackman
Leonardo DiCaprio
Ryan Gosling

Favorite dramatic movie actress

Amy Adams
Emma Stone
Halle Berry
Oprah Winfrey
Sandra Bullock

Favorite network TV comedy

2 Broke Girls
The Big Bang Theory
How I Met Your Mother
Modern Family

Favorite comedic TV actor

Chris Colfer
Darren Criss
Jesse Tyler Ferguson
Jim Parsons
Neil Patrick Harris

Favorite comedic TV actress

Jane Lynch
Kaley Cuoco
Lea Michele
Melissa McCarthy
Zooey Deschanel

Favorite network TV drama

Chicago Fire
The Good Wife
Grey’s Anatomy

Favorite dramatic TV actor

Jim Caviezel
Josh Charles
Kevin Bacon
Mark Harmon
Patrick Dempsey

Favorite dramatic TV actress

Julianna Margulies
Mariska Hargitay
Pauley Perrette
Sandra Oh
Stana Katic

Favorite actor in a new TV series

Andy Samberg
Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Joseph Morgan
Michael J. Fox
Robin Williams

Favorite actress in a new TV series

Allison Janney
Anna Faris
Ming-Na Wen
Rebel Wilson
Sarah Michelle Gellar

Favorite TV crime drama

Criminal Minds
The Mentalist

Favorite competition TV show

America’s Got Talent
Dancing with the Stars
The Voice
The X Factor

Favorite cable TV comedy

Cougar Town
Hot in Cleveland
Melissa & Joey

Favorite cable TV drama

Downton Abbey
Pretty Little Liars
Sons of Anarchy
The Walking Dead
White Collar

Favorite premium cable TV show

Game of Thrones
True Blood

Favorite on-screen chemistry

Castle & Beckett (Castle)
Damon & Elena (The Vampire Diaries)
Derek & Meredith (Grey’s Anatomy)
Emma & Hook (Once Upon A Time)
Kurt & Blaine (Glee)

Favorite daytime TV host(s)

Ellen DeGeneres
Kelly Ripa & Michael Strahan
Dr. Phil McGraw
Rachael Ray
Steve Harvey

Favorite new talk show host

Arsenio Hall
Bethenny Frankel
Jenny McCarthy
Queen Latifah
Ross Mathews

Favorite series we miss most

30 Rock
Breaking Bad
The Office

Favorite male artist

Blake Shelton
Bruno Mars
Justin Timberlake
Michael Bublé

Favorite female artist

Britney Spears
Demi Lovato
Katy Perry
Selena Gomez

Favorite pop artist

Britney Spears
Bruno Mars
Demi Lovato
Justin Timberlake
Katy Perry

Favorite country artist

The Band Perry
Blake Shelton
Carrie Underwood
Lady Antebellum
Taylor Swift

Favorite hip-hop Artist

Jay Z
Kanye West
Lil Wayne
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

Favorite R&B artist

Alicia Keys
Justin Timberlake
Robin Thicke

Favorite band

Imagine Dragons
Maroon 5
One Direction

Favorite song

Just Give Me A Reason (P!nk feat. Nate Ruess)
Mirrors (Justin Timberlake)
Radioactive (Imagine Dragons)
Roar (Katy Perry)
When I Was Your Man (Bruno Mars)



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