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We may have to re-title Keith Richards’ autobiography, now called “Life.”

It should be called “You’ll Never Rock in this Town Again.”

After reading the excerpts in Rolling Stone and the Times of London, it’s pretty clear he’s left no Stone unturned.

Richards (with collaborator James Fox) has named every name and told every story. There isn’t a person who isn’t spared, a nasty trait or memory that hasn’t been remembered.

For a who guy did massive amounts of drugs for over four decades, Richards has startlingly clear recall.

Already in the press is his evaluation of Mick Jagger as a deficient lover with his, er, small equipment.

But Jagger will be angrier no doubt at Richards’ descriptions of composing the Rolling Stones catalog of songs. Most of them–maybe all with a couple of exceptions–are credited “Jagger-Richards.”

But in the excerpt that’s been released, Keith begins an anecdote with “I wrote Gimme Shelter on a stormy day, sitting in Robert Fraser’s apartment in Mount Street.”

That’s just one of the instances when Keith, whose solo albums, let’s face it, have eclipsed Jagger’s most shockingly, takes credit for authorship.

And then there’s the sex. He smartly refers to the Rolling Stones’ seminal era of partying, circa 1967, as “Peyton Place.” Let’s see if we can get this straight. Keith more or less steals beautiful Anita Pallenberg from bandmate Brian Jones. She also goes on to sleep with Mick. Simultaneously, Keith has a one-off with Mick’s girl, Marianne Faithfull.

Keith is just merciless about Mick, as you’ll see (here’s the full quote):

But, you know, while you were doing that, I was knocking Marianne, man. While you’re missing it, I’m kissing it. In fact, I had to leave the premises rather abruptly when the cat came back. Hey, it was our only time, hot and sweaty. We were just there in, as Mick calls it in Let Me Down Slow, the afterglow, my head nestled between those two beautiful jugs. And we heard his car drive up, and there was a big flurry, and I did one out the window, got my shoes, out the window through the garden, and I realised I’d left my socks. Well, he’s not the sort of guy to look for socks. Marianne and I still have this joke. She sends me messages: “I still can’t find your socks.”
Anita’s a gambler. But a gambler sometimes makes the wrong bets. The idea of status quo to Anita, in those days, was verboten. Everything must change. And we’re not married, we’re free, whatever. You’re free as long as you let me know what’s going on. Anyway, she had no fun with the tiny todger. I know he’s got an enormous pair of balls, but it doesn’t quite fill the gap, does it? It didn’t surprise me. In a way I kind of expected it. ”

Keith and Anita went on to have three kids together. One died in fancy; two are now adults. (Thanks to sharp-eyed readers for the correction!) Let’s hope everyone has a good sense of humor because with the exception of Brian Jones, they are still alive and very much kicking.

6 replies to this post
  1. Hey Roger! The James Fox who collaborated with Keith on this book: surely he’s not the distinguished actor James Fox, who starred in “Performance” with Mick?

  2. It’s hardly a shocking revelation that Keith wrote Gimme Shelter by himself. It’s a well known fact that Mick has acknowledged many times in the past.

  3. I believe Keith when he says he wrote “Gimmie Shelter” alone. That is the Stones greatest masterpiece, IMO. BUT, all this sniping and gossiping, really tarnishes Keith’s image. Keith was in a drug induced stupor from the late 60’s until the late 70’s. If it wasn’t for Mick, the Stones would have fallen apart. Keith is merciless to Mick, who will want to spend even less time with Keith than he already does.

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